Happy Halloweekend

Note: Audio is NSFW.




Some work weeks feel like a prank gone wrong. With Halloween - possibly the best prank holiday next to April Fool's Day - coming up next week, we're giving you a rare triple treat of tricks gone wrong. (Or right, depending on how you look at them.)

Note: The second clip has some NSFW audio because the guy nearly craps his pants.

Don't take candy - or full fist facials - from strangers this weekend. Happy Friday.

Solid Gold

There's a saying in the ad business, "fast, cheap or good - pick two." And every week, clients pick all three. But it wasn't until this week that I found the perfect example - Solid Gold.

You can have fast women dance on cheap sets, but that doesn't mean it's going to turn out good. (It actually takes a lot of time and money to pull off the "strippers dancing ballet to Top 40 music" idea the right way.) Thanks to Sweet Stacey for the link.

Whether your dream was to be a Solid Gold dancer, or just date one, I hope you find the next best thing this weekend. Happy Friday.

Conditions Are Perfect For Making Love

Work time and personal time. That's what we've got to balance every week.

But as The Flight of The Conchords reminds us, we also need some quality business time. (I know I'm late to the game on this clip, but it's funny - thanks to Super G for the link.)

Keep your business hours open late this weekend. Happy Friday.

You Mistook Glen Danzig For Trent Reznor Once, You Dipshit

Sometimes you gotta call people out during the week - clients... co-workers... that Starbucks barrista who hands you a venti mocha frap when you clearly asked for a grande with the frap on the side...

While a terse e-mail usually does the job, Watt White and his band, WWIII, took it to the next level by calling out people through song - namely those people who wear concert tees but don't even know the band on the shirt.

Think before you make any clothing purchases this weekend. Happy Friday.